Mr. B Dusts Off His Crystal Ball

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What will Urban's first-year record be? The Bucket of Bullets deals with this and other matters of national importance in the last effort before real games start ...

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http://ohiostate.247sports.com/Article/Mr-B-Dusts-Off-His-Crystal-Ball-87238
What will Urban's first-year record be? The Bucket of Bullets deals with this and other matters of national importance in the last effort before real games start ...
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I love your comment on the food stamps. Entitlement city. No entitlements with the "Urb" master. You must earn your position.
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Jacqueline said...
I love your comment on the food stamps. Entitlement city. No entitlements with the "Urb" master. You must earn your position.

I LOLed at that one too!
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When will Big Oil and the farmers learn that lesson as well? Talk about entitlements!
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Five days and a get-up! Great column. Super stat on No. 1 contributor to the NFL.
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Ahhh obamanomics at it's core...
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"Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.

That is Classic!!! The SEC should take notice and learn from this... My understanding is that handouts are a common practice in the Parks in that area...
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Fresh off the irony board … The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever. Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.
THIS!
Wake up America!
+1 to you sir!
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ned123 said...
Why ruin such a great and "football only" article with a comment that will now take on a life of its own??? FAIL!

Because it is MORE important than football, especially today.
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Great Job
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the analysis of Meeechigan should be required reading. Too funny.
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mls-1@pobox.com said...
When will Big Oil and the farmers learn that lesson as well? Talk about entitlements!

195 Billion in farm subsidies since 1995. I always wondered why the "Let it Fail" MANTRA that you heard for the Automakers wasn't applicable to the Farming industry. I work in the Oil Industry...nothing can stop our profits...we don't need the tax breaks..... Oh well, never mind....I better stick to football related items on this site...
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Enough of the political remarks, stick to Ohio State athletics!
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I was completely into your OSU football article,until you added your own political view that had absolutely nothing to do with our beloved Buckeyes.I love this site! If I want politics, I will subscribe to MSNBC or FOX websites.
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csoto47 said...
Because it is MORE important than football, especially today.

Except not on an otherwise informative thread. Remain unbiased and you will maintain interest from both halves of the country.
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OK, it was just supposed to be ironic, not transformative. Our guys warned me not to tarnish my otherwise Pultizer quality article (hey - if Dorkman can win one...). They were right. I was only sticking up for the animals, really. You guys read too much into it. I think we are losing our collective humor in this country. Let's focus on the football and say demeaning things about my predictions - please!
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Mr. B-
What about Matt Cain's perfect game? Otherwise, great article!
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MrBucknuts said...
OK, it was just supposed to be ironic, not transformative. Our guys warned me not to tarnish my otherwise Pultizer quality article (hey - if Dorkman can win one...). They were right. I was only sticking up for the animals, really. You guys read too much into it. I think we are losing our collective humor in this country. Let's focus on the football and say demeaning things about my predictions - please!
Mr. B

Thanks Mr. B
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Jacqueline said...
I love your comment on the food stamps. Entitlement city. No entitlements with the "Urb" master. You must earn your position.

...and none of the animals profess to be christians.
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10 months ago

Mr. B please tone it down! Next thing you know, they'll be feeding the animals and registering them to vote!

This post was edited by yoderci on 8/26/2012 at 2:16 PM
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The first 99% of this was well written..well thought out..and had journalistic integrity.."then you go and blow it all by sayin something stupid like I love you" in the final paragraph..shame on your cheap shot political bullshit..if I want ignorance I will attend a Rep. Akin rally..just sayin
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