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The Father, The Son... well, it's the
The Holy Trinity... as I see it.
What a fag!
In the words of the late great Colonel Sanders "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken!"
You're right, if i was born a few hundred miles north, i probably would be sporting maize n' blue.... BUT I'd still be making fun of him because he's fat... you fill your coat with HoHo's and Twinkles, you're getting no sympathy for me.
Disclaimer: I freakin' love HoHo's and twinkles...
This post was edited by goBucks8 2 years ago
This made me laugh because I saw the title of the thread, and after reading it, I agree with the premise- it's true that where you're born is simply fate, and where that is impacts the rest of your life in many ways. I thought it was a point worth making. Can't we all just get along? Aren't we all part of the human race?
Then I laughed because in a fairly short period of time it was at -83 downvotes.
Wrong place, wrong time I guess. Classy, or sometimes not, you gotta love Buckeyes fans!
However, boys and girls, we should lay off Mrs Hoke. She already has the weight of the world on her.....uhhhh...shoulders.
"Your coach is a lard a$$, your team is no good; go back,,, go back, ,,go back to the 'hood"
The way I look at it, it is better than poking fun at him because he is stupid. At least he can lose weight.
I know a bit about downvotes and can see why you have 2 stars!?
EDIT: Hoke is a bulbous, turgid, lyin' jackwagon...
But I wasn't born in Michigan. I was born in Cleveland, Ohio with a father and grandfather who were both buckeye fanatics.. Your post sucks a$$.. #JUSTSAYIN
What the Fack is that private Hoke?
It's a jelly doughnut sir!
Why can't you have jelly doughnuts?
Because I'm overwieght sir!
Because YOU are a disgusting fat body private Hoke!
This is a joke. We're here to have fun, too no? (Hoke's a fat puke.) Why shouldn't we (fatter now) harass those people (all fat)?
You take this too seriously. For your penance, think up three Pollack jokes.
Nobody here really thinks Michigan is hell and all the people there obscenely fat . . . They do not form a grease base for the land-mitten, thus allowing animals to slide over the snow, to starve in their search for food as they simply glide past their meals--something Hoke never does. That's simply not (fat) true.
This post was edited by dcraig 2 years ago
Bustin out laughin!
i think he might be on the Hokevside of the scale
Fat jokes probably are politically incorrect, but this guy also trashes the basketball team after they experience one of their few losses. By the way you don't hear anything after a win, so we don't have to listen to his rant very often.
A wolverine in wolf's clothing?
This post was edited by MrTbuck 2 years ago
I make fun of the whole hokie....not just focused on his weight.....
I also made fun of RichRod, and LLLLLLLLoyd Carr......I dislike all of them equally.
I thought it was Brady in a bikini!
About to break the century mark for down votes...
And Brady Hoke is still a fatty.
"and the buffet table at her belly"...like mother like son...... (will dissing the Mom get the PC police in an uproar?)
lard-ass n. A person who is not only useless, but also weighs a rediculous amount. Lard-asses usually eat Taco Bell three times a day with a Burger King snack in between, and food is always purchased with someone else's money. Other characteristics of a lard-ass include, but are not limited to: greasy skin, dull personality, lack of motivation, self-centered, and posess the ability to suck the life and finances out of those around him.
Hoke is such a worthless lard-ass that when his team was playing in the AFC championship, and Billy Cundiff came out onto the field with 15 seconds to go to try and tie the game up with a 32-yard field goal, all he could think about was getting food from Taco Bell.
I'm sorry that you're fat...
I understand hormonal disorders may cause weights problems, which I respect and feel for those who suffer from them..
However, obesity is an epidemic that can be solved. Diet. Exercise. People are so lazy these days and use diabetes, etc as an excuse to be unhealthy. Being healthy and staying at a healthy weight is not hard or impossible, it only takes discipline. I have no sympathy for 98% of fat people. Are you offended that I use the word "fat". I don't care..
"I'd rather die a winner than live being a loser, because when you are a loser, you die a little bit each day..."
I'm with you Sir but unfortunately it's a losing battle . You'll get called a "troll" or "fag" which will in essence prove your point . I , for one , applaud your post .
Don't take the Hoke stuff too seriously. It's all part of the rivalry. Meatchicken fans loved to make fun of Coop after all.
This post was edited by Tbdbitl78 2 years ago
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