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So, I get a call at 0600 this morning from the security guard at my wife's work, it is 5 deg outside, her locks are frozen, she's locked out. So I get dressed, get in my 99 jeep Cherokee that handles like a bowling ball on ice and make the 3 mile trip to her work. I leave her in my now warming up jeep and take her keys, she says "you're not gonna get it unlocked!". But I get out and in less than a min. I have it unlocked, started, and heating up. So feeling like a shining knight I get back into my jeep expecting a hero's reward. She says "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG TO GET HERE?!!!". I give up.
I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
That's just the way it is ... some things will never change
You are a saint in my book
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This is exactly why I enjoy the option of leaving in the morning. Gets mine and I'm out. I have mad respect for you married guys, I don't know how you do it.
+1......After I Stopped laughing long enough....head-slap....I feel for you pal....
"Your Mouth Keeps Signing Checks that Your Body Can't Cash"
That's why I am single, wealthy and have ZERO stress in my life. Date women for awhile then blow them off when they don't appreciate me. I had a customer of mine make me promise to him 15 years ago that I'd never get married. I have kept that promise!!
Wished I would have met that customer!
Thanks guys, I appreciate the support. Here's to men
"Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state."
Let me guess the security guard's company policy says he isn't allowed to help unlock a car? I work as a fireman and we go pick elderly people up all the time at the nursing home and there will be a security guard standing directly over them but because of their policy they can not touch the person. Back to the point I divorced my ex wife because I was tired of always having the house cleaned, lawn mowed, dinner on the table, kids bathed and then she would yell at me for throwing away some left over food which I cleaned up after dinner all by myself lol.
Tell her next time she should just call a cab. She can still bitch about you all the way home except he'll have to listen to her because she will be paying him.
I hear you bro. I really do. But for the posters who think they have it good by staying single forever, that is one perspective. When I come home and hold my kids and see my wife smile, I'm not sure it gets much better than that. Marrying the RIGHT person is the biggest decision a man will ever make, other than to trust Jesus.
Just my two cents. But UV from me!
This post was edited by discherl 19 months ago
My simple philosophy on women...
Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
Woody and Archie.................................. Alex being Alex, ....................................and Woody at Dennison
Can't just run around like a nut!
"It's great to be home." -Urban Meyer
Women. Cant live with them. And they cant pee standing up.
Does the first part of your name mean put it in her butt.
Sarah sorry about the Herpes.
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