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I always said I would never get married but then I had children my youngest is 6 yrs old so I guess I got at least 12 more yrs. lol
Seriously a good woman is very rare it's just in their nature to act crazy. Wives are annoying but love my kids and my crazy wife. I don't want my kids dealing with step parents and not spending time with me so women know this and act accordingly.
I bet when the kids grow up she will act more like when we dated. They want you and they are all sweet put the ring on and your lucky if their nice for more than one day in a row.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH...... yeah I like your version better.
I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Me too bud, that might be a reality this coming year. I am interviewing for a promotion in my company and may have to relocate to Indy which is a lot easier to make games than over here west of Chicago. Time will tell.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
-- Dean Wormer
Talk to me again when you are 60.
A wise man once said "if it wasn't for their equipment there would be a bounty on them". Also remember, they all look the same upside down!
Women are all mad. I'm somewhat lucky that mine acts like a child and then forgets what she was pissed about 15 minutes later.
Props to all the other married guys on here. Marriage takes more patience and maturity than anything else!
Our problem as guys is trying to understand them. That doesn't work..I have now been married over 50 years.
Rules" No means Yes. Maybe means No. Yes means No.
Repreat phrases: "I have nothing to wear". "Your'e not wearing that out with me". "I am cold". "why is our stuff so old" . "keep your mouth shut at the dinner, and let me talk",
"Your Mom and Dad must have been nuts", "the car needs gas in it", "does this look ok on me?" "I need my hair done again", "Put the seat up"..."put the seat down" ....lets sell this farm and move to a small condo......Lets sell this condo and move back to a farm.... ..."is all you do is watch sports? "im tired of haring the news, is any games on?..Go figure!
Generosity = By watering others you will water yourself !!
Ok...so your first problem is answering the phone at 0600 hrs! F that! If my phone rings that early, who ever is calling can kiss my sleepy white ass.
As far as the comment by your girl. I'da got back outta of my Jeep, walked over to her car, turned it off, threw her keys on the seat, locked the door and shut it. Then I woulda looked at her and said, "Don't be to long getting home from work honey." And left!
Here is my continuing conversation with my wife of fourteen years.
Her: I am tired of coming home to dishes in the sink.
So before I leave for work I spend a little extra time making sure I put the dishes in the dishwasher.
I come home at 11:30pm and eat a light snack. She is a sweetie and cleans up and goes to put the glass and plate in the dishwasher. I spend the next five minutes listening to her tell me that I don't load the dishwasher properly. So I quit putting dishes in the dishwasher and it starts all over again.
I had a "friend" who had a car with 245,000 miles on it. "My friend's" wife had a car with 40K miles on it. It was time for "my friend" to get a new car as things were starting to breakdown.
The thought was for "my friend" to get a pick up truck as a replacement but "my friend" was hesitant just because he thought he could squeeze a little bit more out of the car.
"My friend's" wife said that he should go get it and then decided to come with him to the dealer to "make sure" he got a pick up.
Four hours later "my friend" and his wife left the dealer with a new vehicle -- for her. And now "my friend" drives the car that was his wife's before.
This post was edited by Heater 16 months ago
National President of the Sky is NOT Falling Club
This is so typical. My jeep has 198,000 miles on it. Her's has 57,000. So what kind of car did you buy your wife.. err your friend buy his wife?
And your friend's girl probably complains about how she sacrafices for this and that and he doesn't. I get tired of hearing about balless men who let self entitled women drag them aroung by their bottom lip. I married one of those types and after 9yrs of not being able to satisfy her undying thirst for material things and her need for "keeping up with the Jones"...I dumped her ass. She was never satisfied with what she had and was to concerned with what others thought of her. It was exhausting to me to try and help her keep up the image she wanted to portray. Tiring is the one word I have of women.
This post was edited by infinitibuck 16 months ago
I still drive my dad's old car from 1994 around. Still runs...which is good enough for me ;)
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