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"Leaders & Legends? Really? How about just name the divisions, Ohio State & everyone else." -Colin Cowherd
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Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe out of such a small hole?
Q: Why couldn't a recent Hollywood film crew make a modern adaptation of the biblical Nativity scene on M*chigan's campus?
A: They could not find three wise men or a virgin.
Q: What does the nurse at the sperm bank say as you are leaving?
A: Thanks for coming!
Q: What is the only thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A: A bitch that doesn't do what she's told.
Q: What time did the children go to sleep at Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch?
A: When the big hand touched the small hand.

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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
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What's the difference between jelly and jam?
You can't jelly your dick up a chick's ass.
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What did they find in Jeffrey dahmer's bathroom?
Head and shoulders.
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Dahmer and a friend kill a dude and they decided to start at opposite ends and start eating.
Dahmer asked his friend if he was having a good time
Oh man I'm having a ball.
Dahmer said. Slow down... Enjoy your food.
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What is satisfying to 9 out of 10 people? Gang rape.
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jcfiesta said...
What is satisfying to 9 out of 10 people? Gang rape.

best one so far
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. -- Dean Wormer
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I give deez (aka ForeverNuts) credit for finding this... still makes me LOLOLOL every time I see it...
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