The Front Row

People who think everyone else is a dumb-ass voter because their choice didn't win.

My wife

We go to the same set of eating establishments for four years and each time she has to look at the god damned menu for a minimum of 20 minutes only to get the same fucking thing each time. BUT if I bring this up in any sort of way to kind of help speed things along because we are all hungry and end up telling the waiter to wait because my wife can't yet decide that she is eventually going to get the same fucking thing she always orders......

I stopped saying it out loud. I just suffer in silence.

You can't even prepare her for it. I could print out an E-menu and hand it to her in the car to look at on the way there but it doesn't matter. She has to read every single item, like it has changed somehow, and then order the pistachio crusted grilled Salmon. I get so frustrated I just want to murder someone.

People who make me use the ignore function.

Getting run out of the gym on national TV in a B1G game we need!

of both political parties of Wall Street.

I also hate to wait in line behind people buying lottery tickets or buy some thing at Homedespot only to realize at checkout it has no barcode tab onit. I get enraged at people who park in traffic lanes waiting to pick someone up.Toronto is good for this. The last irritant is as my testosterone goes down my wifes seems to be going up.