The Front Row

1. Their fans. I lived in Michigan for a while and many of my fondest memories of childhood took place on the Muskegon river. Still, their arrogance about the school and the team is ridiculous considering how much they suck and how dumb a huge portion of their fan base is.

2. Those stupid-looking, god-awful helmets.

3. Hail to those MF'ers and everything else their band plays.

4. The Big Outhouse- I was thumbing through my iPod on the way to work and listened to "Michigan Stadium is a Pile of Shit" by the Dead Schembechlers- priceless.

5. scUM fan logic- growing up in Toledo some of my friends tried to justify their love for scUM by actually arguing that Toledo is closer to scUM than it is to Ohio.

6. The complete BS calls that always seem to go their way, like us being penalized five yards for delay of game because of crowd noise.

7. Oh yeah- the team. Arrogant above and beyond any team except maybe the Domers.