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AAStagg said...
The brain-destroying NFL no longer hires great musicians to entertain us, they give us choreographed performers acting out quasi-musical routines. None of the 'performers' actually plays a musical instrument, except possibly the fat drummer chick. Don't need real musicianship for this 'music', just the mindless pounding of a drumbeat. Bump, grind, bump, grind.
Pretend electric guitars, complete with spark-throwers, manned [or wo-manned] by pretend guitar players doing air guitar licks accompany a scantilly-clad, semi-attractive blondish woman whose fat butt and thighs are demurely covered by black lace. The blondish woman sings tuneless songs, while demonstrating that her real expertise is hip thrusting and simulated air sex.
Why? To celebrate the double murderer's last NFL game, of course. And to take our minds off the massive destruction of human brain tissue taking place literally before our eyes. This will all come full circle in a few years when Ray Lewis' heirs sue the League. That will be an NFL spectacle truly worth waiting for.
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AAStagg said...
The brain-destroying NFL no longer hires great musicians to entertain us, they give us choreographed performers acting out quasi-musical routines. None of the 'performers' actually plays a musical instrument, except possibly the fat drummer chick. Don't need real musicianship for this 'music', just the mindless pounding of a drumbeat. Bump, grind, bump, grind.
Pretend electric guitars, complete with spark-throwers, manned [or wo-manned] by pretend guitar players doing air guitar licks accompany a scantilly-clad, semi-attractive blondish woman whose fat butt and thighs are demurely covered by black lace. The blondish woman sings tuneless songs, while demonstrating that her real expertise is hip thrusting and simulated air sex.
Why? To celebrate the double murderer's last NFL game, of course. And to take our minds off the massive destruction of human brain tissue taking place literally before our eyes. This will all come full circle in a few years when Ray Lewis' heirs sue the League. That will be an NFL spectacle truly worth waiting for.
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nycbuckeyefan said...
Given the opportunity, I would do horrible things to her for at least 20-30 seconds. But...I thought her face almost looked like a tranny. So did a bunch of the people at my house. And she looked like she was trying to hard....overall, a very weird performance.
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