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Bearbuck said...
True story:
Freshman year in the dorms in winter quarter ....we'll just call him Bill....this was 25 years ago....
Bill returned to the room with an astonished look on his face and said he thought the building should call a plumber because his turd was so big it wouldn't fit down the ......what's the word for the opening where all the $hit goes out?.....
.....anyway.....his turd wouldn't fit. Out of curiosity we all investigated and to our astonishment....not only wouldn't it fit down the hole (not lying....if you could measure it's circumference it had to at least be 12+ inches.....diameter?....at least 5 1/2 to 6 inches....I don't know...I'm not a mathematician .....it was damn big put it that way! At the very least it was about 15 inches long.....
About an hour after this incident as word quickly spread....people were coming from all over to check this thing out. People were taking pictures of Bill next to his prize turd which he had just recently birthed.....it was crazy.
Even girls were coming from the girls dorm to check it out....truly one of the funniest and craziest things I'd ever seen....
For the record I'm not Bill although I'd be willing to lie and say I was....I'm 6'3" and back at that time I weighed 255lbs. Bill on the other hand was around 5'10" and weighed about a buck 50 and that's if he was wet!
Amazingly.....Bill was not hospitalized after his amazing feat.
I swear to you guys....an absolute true story.
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Bearbuck said...
True story:
Freshman year in the dorms in winter quarter ....we'll just call him Bill....this was 25 years ago....
Bill returned to the room with an astonished look on his face and said he thought the building should call a plumber because his turd was so big it wouldn't fit down the ......what's the word for the opening where all the $hit goes out?.....
.....anyway.....his turd wouldn't fit. Out of curiosity we all investigated and to our astonishment....not only wouldn't it fit down the hole (not lying....if you could measure it's circumference it had to at least be 12+ inches.....diameter?....at least 5 1/2 to 6 inches....I don't know...I'm not a mathematician .....it was damn big put it that way! At the very least it was about 15 inches long.....
About an hour after this incident as word quickly spread....people were coming from all over to check this thing out. People were taking pictures of Bill next to his prize turd which he had just recently birthed.....it was crazy.
Even girls were coming from the girls dorm to check it out....truly one of the funniest and craziest things I'd ever seen....
For the record I'm not Bill although I'd be willing to lie and say I was....I'm 6'3" and back at that time I weighed 255lbs. Bill on the other hand was around 5'10" and weighed about a buck 50 and that's if he was wet!
Amazingly.....Bill was not hospitalized after his amazing feat.
I swear to you guys....an absolute true story.
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BuckDigger said...
So where is Joe from? With the addition of TexMux, Soaf has gotta be running outta states.
It is pretty funny to think about if it was actually someone new who joined the board, and they just get instantly trashed because their spelling isn't great. "What a buncha dicks, and why do they keep calling me a couch?"
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joetheplumrbuck said...
Hey ya'll long time reader, first time poster. My buddies and I are out at the pub celebrating my first vday post divorce and entered the following debate. Does Jim Trassell eventually get a statue too? He was a helluva coach. I bet Urban gets one but he will need more than just 1 year to measure up to woody. Your thoughts are appreciated thanks for your time! Love this board
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So where is Joe from? With the addition of TexMux, Soaf has gotta be running outta states.
It is pretty funny to think about if it was actually someone new who joined the board, and they just get instantly trashed because their spelling isn't great. "What a buncha dicks, and why do they keep calling me a couch?"
This post was edited by Bearbuck on 2/15/2013 at 11:27 AM
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Bearbuck said...
It is interesting but it's easy to tell he is one and the same.....I don't know how but it is....which interesting because it's a message board.....
The subject matter is identical every single time.....it's extremely detectable. It never changes and most notable it's always a subject matter that hit's nerves and gets responses.
It's funny.....we're communicating electronically and there's so much to communication that can't be detected this way....
But you can almost detect this person's tone every single time...
edit...topics and posts are almost 99% similar in every way....and what's most interesting is watching him have a conversation with him/her/itself when responding to posts from all four of it's handles...
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It is interesting but it's easy to tell he is one and the same.....I don't know how but it is....which interesting because it's a message board.....
The subject matter is identical every single time.....it's extremely detectable. It never changes and most notable it's always a subject matter that hit's nerves and gets responses.
It's funny.....we're communicating electronically and there's so much to communication that can't be detected this way....
But you can almost detect this person's tone every single time...
edit...topics and posts are almost 99% similar in every way....and what's most interesting is watching him have a conversation with him/her/itself when responding to posts from all four of it's handles...
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joetheplumrbuck said...
help me understand your post as it applies to this very thread. i this not a legitimate topic to discuss? how does it touch a nerve? there are lots of good responses but you and others chose to hijack it. it currently sits at +3
“Look down at me and you see a fool; look up at me and you see a god; look straight at me and you see yourself” Sig pics by jrgdds.
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help me understand your post as it applies to this very thread. i this not a legitimate topic to discuss? how does it touch a nerve? there are lots of good responses but you and others chose to hijack it. it currently sits at +3
“Look down at me and you see a fool; look up at me and you see a god; look straight at me and you see yourself” Sig pics by jrgdds.
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Does Trassell get a statue? What about Urban.