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  • buckeye_fan5717 said...

    Wife asked me an hour ago if I wanted to go get something to eat. I said no, " I may miss Armani comitting"....she hasn't spoke to me since. Anyone else having trouble with the little lady?

    My wife hates me right now. She is 9 months pregant and it doesnt matter what I do...it will be wrong

    bollmanisaturd

  • jrgdds said...

    Not today.

    But a few years ago my wife was in a romantic mood and asked me "Do you remember the best night of your life?" I said to her "I sure do. It was January 3, 2003. The night Ohio State beat the Miami Hurricanes in double overtime to win the National championship!" She said What about our wedding night?" I told her "Of course, that one is up there too."

    For some inexplicable reason, she didn't see the humor. I got the cold shoulder for a week or so...

    That's funny right there. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

    CrazyBuckeye

  • My wife will look at me and say, "On the Buckeye boards?" And I'll say, "Huh? What? Uh, yeah. Somebody's saying that so-and-so is going to do this or that." And she'll sigh and go about whatever it is she's doing. Early on, my avatar was a pic of me and my wife and daughter with Archie. She made me take it off because she's afraid someone will recognize us. If she saw how many posts I have, I think she'd divorce me. I don't know how some of you guys get away with more unless you're single.

    iowabuckeyes

  • tangosucka said...

    I need a Buckeye wife damnit....

    Looks like there's some mighty fine pickins in that pic on the right, tango.

    If you can't marry a Buckeye, marry a girl you can convert, someone who isn't going to have divided loyalties. My wife went to a very small college. At one point, it was the smallest football playing college in the country. They don't play football anymore. I tease her by saying I attended (although rarely) lectures at OSU that had more students in them than were enrolled in her entire school. She's become a devoted Buckeye fan. The problem becomes the kids. The farther away you get from the holy land, the harder it is for them to want to take a pilgrimage to Mecca. Our daughter was raised a Buckeye but will probably become a Hawkeye...ugh!

    iowabuckeyes

  • millertwin2 said...

    I would just like to have my wife and intimacy back.

    Who was intimacy? I don't remember him. Was he a player who transferred?

    iowabuckeyes

  • Some men have porn , my wife knows I have bucknuts. Since it's not as bad she let's ge get away with it. She is kinda confused by the urboner tho ..

    wholephoenix79

  • bollmanisaturd said...

    My wife hates me right now. She is 9 months pregant and it doesnt matter what I do...it will be wrong

    We are in the same boat..........................Minus the 9 months pregnant part, or pregnant for that matter.........part.

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    Chad L

  • Aside from kickin' IB some up votes, I used all of mine on this thread this morning. If you didn't get one, it's only because I ran out. Just cracked me up! Cheers to you, my brothers from different mothers! cheers

    iowabuckeyes

  • My love of Bucknuts doesn't bother my girl friend. Pisses my wife off though.

    danmas

  • iowabuckeyes said...

    Aside from kickin' IB some up votes, I used all of mine on this thread this morning. If you didn't get one, it's only because I ran out. Just cracked me up! Cheers to you, my brothers from different mothers! cheers

    I swear Im only getting like 10 votes a day. What is going on? Is there any way to get some more? I enjoy spreading them around.

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    Chad L

  • i have been glued to this site, especially with signing day so close i have to check all threads multiple times to make sure i did not miss anything

    Jbird85

  • danmas said...

    My love of Bucknuts doesn't bother my girl friend. Pisses my wife off though.

    Funny! +1

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    jrgdds

  • Hawk_eyes47 said...

    My Pop got me a Rose Bowl tic Vs AZ. My wife (gf) at the time was spending xmas with us. She told me if I went... don't expect me(her) to be waiting here when you get back.

    This reminds me of a Brad Paisley song; Well I'm gonna miss her when I get home, but right now I'm in Pasadena cheering on my Buckeyes!

    Lippert7

  • My wife is a gaytor fan so I tease her every day about Urban being our coach now. Give her all the history about Urban and him being from Ohio. She is a good sport about it. I don't think she actually watched a whole gaytor game all year. LOL

    dkbuckeyes

  • I explain shit to my wife all the time about what's going on during a game and what's gone on here on the board, after I'm done I thank her for letting me vent, she could give a rats ass!!

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  • dkbuckeyes said...

    My wife is a gaytor fan so I tease her every day about Urban being our coach now. Give her all the history about Urban and him being from Ohio. She is a good sport about it. I don't think she actually watched a whole gaytor game all year. LOL

    My wife was born in Saigon. She never watched a college football game before she met me. It wasn't part of her culture. I've converted her.

    She never misses a game. Even though she's a devout live and let live Buddhist, she goes so far as to join me in giving the bad finger salute to the skunk weasels every year as they enter the stadium for "The Game". And she loves TBDBITL.

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    jrgdds

  • JTbuckeye2436 said...

    My wife gets pissed that I am always on the computer or my phone getting updates. I told her that it will get better after Feb 1.

    FYI... She's from GA.

    The problem is, with Urban at the helm, I'm not sure it will get better after Feb 1. cool

    What a nice problem to have.

    This post was edited by mikemohr on 1/24/2012 at 10:11 PM

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    mikemohr

  • danmas said...

    My love of Bucknuts doesn't bother my girl friend. Pisses my wife off though.

    Read it twice...then laughed! haha +1buckeyes

    ohiostate405

  • buckeye_fan5717 said...

    Wife asked me an hour ago if I wanted to go get something to eat. I said no, " I may miss Armani comitting"....she hasn't spoke to me since. Anyone else having trouble with the little lady?

    Get a Droid, 2 batteries and a cord and your problems will be solved. Works great for weddings, funerals and other social functions, as well. People will think you have important business to attend to... or at least they won't be able to prove otherwise. The judicial system is founded on the principles of innocent until proven guilty and reasonable doubt after all. So I just learned during jury duty, where I was lucky enough to find a seat next to an outlet.

    "The North shall rise again." General Meyer

    richardparker10

  • mine always gets mad because at night when we're watching TV I'll check my phone about every ten minutes or so. I tell her honey I'm just looking for an update; an update for what? I tell her recruiting news. She says...

    Oh GOD

    davebucknut

  • My wife is always getting pissed about my obsession with the Buckeyes. I think DVR for games has saved our marriage and my job. She's understanding when it comes to watching games, and I've converted her to a fan. But she just doesn't understand why I'm always glued to Bucknuts. She says I have a "problem". And I just think to myself, "Yup, I have I problem. You keep talking while I'm trying to read posts."

    perrine

  • perrine said...

    My wife is always getting pissed about my obsession with the Buckeyes. I think DVR for games has saved our marriage and my job. She's understanding when it comes to watching games, and I've converted her to a fan. But she just doesn't understand why I'm always glued to Bucknuts. She says I have a "problem". And I just think to myself, "Yup, I have I problem. You keep talking while I'm trying to read posts."

    I had similar situation with mother of my daughter. She gets upset when I'm on Bucknuts tooooo much...

    Ah well. But if my tot daughter needs me then I stop the Bucknuts temporarily.

    buckeyebison

  • buckeye_fan5717 said...

    Wife asked me an hour ago if I wanted to go get something to eat. I said no, " I may miss Armani comitting"....she hasn't spoke to me since. Anyone else having trouble with the little lady?

    I can help with something else to not say to the wife. Equally detrimental.

    1) Is there anything I can do to get you to shut up?
    2) I got married because I thought it meant I could stop beating off?

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    Chad L

  • If you have been married as long as I have your wife will be glad your on bucknuts and not making a mess for her to clean up

    gillby

  • You think she hates you now wait for 25 years

    gillby