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19 months ago

great2belucky said...
clemson, boise state wisconsin and stanford are in the top 10. wtf haha

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bassethound said...
If Joe B. gets in the game Saturday I'm going to.....
put a beanie propeller on Gee's head, sit him on the hood of my car, accelerate up to 100 mph then slam on the brakes.

Lol. Awesome!!
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If Joe B. plays Saturday I'm going to..........................chug a Coor's for every pass that does not touch a receiver
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great2belucky said...
drive to columbus, tie bauserman up and make him accept $500 from me. then call the ncaa and tell them what has happened

Save some $ I'll give you half!
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Lucky, LMAO, absolutely hilarious...

This post was edited by miguelissimo on 10/12/2011 at 2:59 AM
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19 months ago

...hit myself in the balls with a hammer.

This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by BuckInAtl on 10/12/2011 at 7:15 AM
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Wear nothing but a bologna skirt and kick the neighbors pitbull.
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By far the funniest thread i have read on here. I would have to say props to Nutbuster, BigBuckNutz and Miguelissimo. Those are the funniest post on here. On that note i would have to say i have no idea because i will be under the influence. It seems lately that is the only way i can watch these games.
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19 months ago

If . . . . . I am going to immediately call my dentist and go in for a root canal sans novocain. It will be much less painful than watching jb muck up! I just hope that my dentist doesn't miss and get my small toenail.
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Will have Joe Pesci put my head in a vice and pop my eyes clean out of my head. Replace them with actual Buckeye nuts, because clearly thats the only way to justify my cult- like following. Visit a seance to see ask my former life self what I did to piss God off to deserve this.
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19 months ago

ohioplayer said...
Chop both of my hands off...plant them at the top of the Towers...wait to catch one of his throws.

That would be a HELL of a long pass from Champaign!
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19 months ago

I am reading these at work and absolutely crying laughing at my desk...........as far as what I would do...
Get Will Ferrell and crew from the movie OLD SCHOOl to go kidnap Urban Meyer (could be any other coach we have all talked about that we would like) and his collection of staff members, shove them in that black van, and drive them to the Shoe where they will remain until the end of the season scheming and planning the next decade of dominance.
I would next have Cousin Eddy from the Xmas Vacation movie drive up to Champaign in his "RV" and wait for Jim Bollman, Gordon Gee, and Gene Smith to depart from the locker room, nab'em, bag'em, and deliver them to those dirty ass hiljacks from the movie Deliverence so that they may ass rape them and make them squeal like littel piggie's for hours and hours.
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19 months ago

i forgot to mention it will have to be a $500 check from me that i will make him cash, therefore there is a paper trail just so there's literally no questioning that bauserman has accepted money from me

This post was edited by great2belucky on 10/12/2011 at 9:32 AM
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great2belucky said...
drive to columbus, tie bauserman up and make him accept $500 from me. then call the ncaa and tell them what has happened

I'm going with grat2belucky and if Bauserman doesn't accept then I will knock him out and rob a store with a ski mask on and then put the money& gun by him and the ski mask on him.and then call the cops
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If Joe B. plays Saturday I'm going to..........................chug a Coor's for every pass that does not touch a receiver

Don't drive afterwards, you are likely to be one drunk son of a gun.
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Then we'll know that Bauserman really is Bollman's love child.
"Show me a gracious loser, and I'll show you a bus boy."—Woody Hayes
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If Joe B. plays Saturday I'm going to..........toss my underwear on the field in protest.
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I will write on a football " Return to sender, Joe B. Champaign, Illinois " and place it on his car at the WHAC.

This post was edited by Cable_Guy on 10/13/2011 at 2:41 PM
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19 months ago

I will have 5 friends over as planned for the game. We already have it planned that if he is in the game, everyone has to do a shot for every pass that does not land within the field of play. everyone brings the bottle of their choice. Could get ugly, but might as well get pasted if we're going to suck.
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I will have 5 friends over as planned for the game. We already have it planned that if he is in the game, everyone has to do a shot for every pass that does not land within the field of play. everyone brings the bottle of their choice. Could get ugly, but might as well get pasted if we're going to suck.

Better hire a limo driver for after the game.
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If Joe baseman plats on saturday....
I'm gonna drive to Champaign, get a bull dozer and widen the football field by 20 yards on each side.
I'm gonna drug Joe and drag his body to a tatoo parlor and have a Michigan logo tattooed on his face.
Cut off my nuts and watch a Glee marathon.

This post was edited by bucknut dave on 10/13/2011 at 5:01 PM
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19 months ago

If Bauserman makes another appearance I may begin crying publicly at the bar. I am beyond getting mad at this point. Obviously this staff is blind as f%$k to trot him out there.I will begin drinking around 11 so by the time he possibly comes in I will be relaxed and drunk. Please dont make me cry at the bar! Just hearing his name makes me cringe, let alone seeing him trying to throw a completion. Go Bucks!
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if JB comes out again.........I'll volunteer to be the stunt guy for the "messin' with Sasquatch" jerky commercials!
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I'm going to throw up
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19 months ago

M Runner said...
Here's the rules...you're allowed a max of three sentence. Let's see how many posts we can get.... maybe nobody will get hurt in real life if we vent here first.
If Joe B. gets in the game Saturday I'm going to.....throw my freaking remote, yell at my wife, kick the cat and go to bed.

If Joe B. gets in the game Saturday, I'm going to go Ted Sprague.
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